All was quiet on the telephone front for much of yesterday but late in the afternoon the campaign calls started up again. Sarah Palin (!!!) called me. Me!!!! Actually, she called the whole state.
“Hello, Mississippi,” she chirped.
Wait. What if that was really …. Tina Fey? I’ll just die if I hung up on Tina Fey.

I kind of wish Dilbert Hosemann would call to tell me about all those photo ID options we have as voters in Mississippi. Good old Dilbert. He always has the best commercials.

Oh, Delbert? Whatever. Let’s just get this long, ugly campaign over with.